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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:01
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Still no good.
What do you think about a sister's love?
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
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Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
—
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
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No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Why do almost all the girls on Quora look beautiful?
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.